Friday, February 23, 2007
Do you think that people in the future will also have to wipe their asses with ultra thin, transparent sand paper after using a public restroom? Did the bold crew of the Starship Enterprise have such abrasive misfortune? Surely the successful achievement of warp speed was not the only worthy accomplishment of it’s time. You can’t expect me to believe that in an instant I can have a perfectly balanced meal materialize before me from thin air, teleport to a planet’s surface and back, and disintegrate enemies with a phaser gun, but I’ll still have to wipe my ass with rice paper? I’m so never dropping the kids off at Walmart again.