Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Quantum of Solace

I really wanted to love this movie. I was so excited to see it, that being let down was the farthest thing from my mind, even after I had discovered they weren't going to keep the same director as it's immediate predecessor, Casino Royale, which was brilliant, edgy, and refreshing. So much so, that I never resist watching it over and over again when the opportunity arises. The director got it right, the casting was spot on, and the actors stepped up to the plate. Most importantly, Daniel Craig hit a home run.

Quantum of Solace needed to be an equally hard hit line drive, but fizzled embarrassingly short of the outfield like a pop fly. Even the opening song was out of place for this movie. Madonna was criticized for her theme song in Die Another Day, to the point where it was left off the movie score entirely. I was amazed to find out that Alecia Keys was on this collaborative piece of crap with Jack White, that was extremely difficult to listen to. It was a rough start from the beginning my friends.

The bond girl was a perfect choice, the pouty Olga Kurylenko, who was in Hitman. However, her part was transparently staged and it seems as though they were trying to make her something the movie did not require her to be (a sniveling head case with daddy issues). Unfortunately, her part could have been extracted all together and we would have never noticed. Speaking of which, 007 didn't even seem remotely attracted to one of the hottest Bond girl's ever, although she was so notably distracted by her own childish antics, that I doubt she would have noticed being hit on anyway. They also tried too hard to make Bond this cold hearted killer on a vengeful rampage of retribution, but never once did he ever show any true emotion toward the woman who's death he was avenging. Actually, he couldn't have been more cavalier about her nonexistence. Is that irony?

On a positive note, all the action sequences were seamlessly executed and very exciting. I enjoyed all of them except for the end when the characters found themselves in some fuel cell powered hotel, (without any people in it mind you) going up in flames, in the middle of a remote desert in Bolivia. Lame. And to top it all off, the main villain in the movie could have very well been an angry Deer Park executive with desires to monopolize the world's water sources. Gee, so eerily sinister. No! You mean to tell me that we will all have to . . . . no, don't make me say it . . . . I refuse . . . . .have to . . . .have to . . . .BUY our water from YOU and no one else? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Bitch please, can't I just get a ridiculously insane Eastern European villain with female issues and penis envy to build an over sized laser, and want nothing more than to disintegrate largely populated areas for no apparent reason other than his own maniacal amusement?

Even after all of the problems I had with this movie, it still wasn't awful. I guess that says something in itself. As a matter of fact, I'm going to go watch it again. I want to be sure my initial assessment was right. I mean, even I miss a few details from time to time. Besides, I really want to believe that it wasn't as bad as I thought. I'm hoping my expectations were just too high, and that after seeing it again, without being as critical, that I will enjoy it more. You know, sometimes movies have to grow on you. So, with all those things in mind, I think I'll give it another try. Perhaps I shall be the one needing a quantum of solace after watching it again, but let's hope not.

9 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

I've been trying to convince Gia to go see it with me. No luck thus far.

Amy xxoo said...

Would it be terrible of me to admit i've never actually seen an entire Bond film ? I know, I know, everyone in the world loves James Bond, and I myself love a good action movie but by some magic the two have never crossed paths for me.

My name is Amy and I've never watched a Bond film. I feel like this should be a confession at some kind of meeting...

Mr. Poopie said...

Earl - It's definitely worth the price of admission, but it's not like you can't wait for the DVD. Maybe you should tell her you'll get her another cat if she goes.

Amy - Yes it would be terrible for you to admit this. I know a guy who hasn't seen any of the Star Wars movies either and I'm pretty sure I don't talk to him anymore. I think we should get those meetings started for you a.s.a.p. But don't worry, you'll be encouraged to drink.

Prunella Jones said...

This might be just what I need to wipe that hideous Twilight movie from my brain cells.

Tammy said...

Greg and I agree with you on the opening song (I know, it's kind of weird us all agreeing!) we were so happy when it was over.

Earl: It's a renter!

Mr. Poopie said...

Pru - I dunno pru. If not, maybe absinthe might work.

Tammy - what we usually don't agree?

Fleas said...
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Fleas said...

I agree with your assessment. It fell short of my expectations, especially after the fabulous Casino Royale.

Cheasty said...

well i'm falling short on my Bond movies, so no comments on that. however, just went to my Ojo de Aguila site for the first time in months and saw your comment about Red Pumps and painting it. Be my guest!